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I want to ask my barber to make my hair bald. Which one is correct?

  1. I want to go bald
  2. Bald haircut
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You can ask for your head to be "shaved", where it ends up all shiny and bald-looking. You can ask for a "crewcut" or "flattop" for real short hair. You can ask for a "military style" haircut, or a "marine style" haircut, for real short hair. You can ask for a "buzz cut" too. You can ask for a military style haircut to pass an inspection. Often, you can say: "A marine style haircut, the way it would look two weeks after an inspection" for hair that looks like it has grown two weeks after it was cut for an inspection (and etc.). –  F.E. Jul 22 '14 at 15:19
Aside: "make my hair bald" is incorrect. Bald means without hair, so you want the barber to make you bald, not make your hair bald. –  Esoteric Screen Name Jul 22 '14 at 15:56
I saw this on hot questions and was wondering why you'd be asking for a bad haircut... –  Schism Jul 22 '14 at 17:06
At the White Star Barbershop in my home town of Kitchener they used to sell T-shirts that said "I WANT IT CUT DOWN TO THE WOOD", but I suspect that was a local colloquialism. –  Eric Lippert Jul 22 '14 at 18:40

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Neither! Going bald refers only to the natural loss of hair (although your barber would certainly understand you).

Say "take it all off, leave nothing." Or "I want a buzz cut."

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by bald, I dont mean completely bald. I want to keep little bit of hair. would this be fine "take it all off, close to very short" –  meWantToLearn Jul 22 '14 at 13:32
no -- "take it all off" means get rid of all the hair. Hmm... say, "I want it very short, with clippers, no more than 2 millimeter clippers." –  hunter Jul 22 '14 at 13:42
@hunter It sounds like you want a "number 2, all over", the barber will know what you mean, more info on the numbering system here - travel.stackexchange.com/a/15984/16657 –  JMK Jul 22 '14 at 16:43
In the specific case of wanting your hair almost completely gone, I would probably say, "I want a wiffle." –  Brian Jul 22 '14 at 19:19

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