First off,does this sentence make sense-
I am awaiting my newspaper, as is my morning coffee
What I want to mean is that I and my coffee (personified) are waiting for the newspaper to come. Something along the lines of, I am waiting for the newspaper so I can start consuming the coffee, and the coffee(personified) is waiting for the newspaper so it can be consumed by me, before it goes cold.
How else can I word it?
Also I would really appreciate some examples of the usage of "as is my" .
Hope I'm making sense.