Caller: I met this beautiful woman.
Anchor: Ugh. Come on, Ed. If you start telling me you're in love again,I'm gonna remind you of that time we made you propose to that checkout girl at Thrifty's. Do you remember her reaction?
Caller: She was just a girl. This is a beautiful woman.
Anchor: And Pinocchio is a true story. You'll never get this tart to your dessert plate.
When I googled Pinocchio it shows me cartoon pictures.
Tart is informal word which is about a girl, so what does it means by "tart to your dessert plate" ?