"crank me up to nine" is around 18~19s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aiFh4VR448
The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today-- Liposuction, are you familiar with this? This is a fat-sucking machine.
Now, you know, somewhere, somebody is working on a way that this thing could go into a restaurant. And you could just order it off the menu: "I'll tell you what. Give me the cheesecake. crank me up to nine, and put a scoop of ice cream on the side."