The story has multiple different meanings, and lets you interpret it the way you wish.
Are commas in these sort of examples optional? As written it has a clear subject that isn't repeated but is still not independent as written.
And here:
Your dental habits are awful, but if you brush and floss every day, you probably won’t get cavities or gum disease.
The conjunction but is connecting an if/then construction, but as a whole why is the section classed as dependent? As 'you probably will not get cavities or gum disease' is independent as written ?