These are lines from the movie Dumb and Dumber:
This is the Hotel Danbury Presidential Suite, gentlemen, normally reserved for royalty, visiting dignitaries, illustrious stars of stage and screen. We have shortly coming the Emperor and Empress of Japan, and of course, Princess Charles and Di when they were together used to frequent the hotel constantly. (YouTube clip)
I can't seem to parse "We have shortly coming ..." While the meaning of the entire sentence appears clear, what does "have shortly coming" mean? How should the sentence be parsed? I can't even make out phrases in that part of the sentence.