I got into an argument with a friend over the correct usage of the language in a forwarded joke which has a few statements that just didn't feel right to me.
Son - Dad, you got called to school.
Son - Did you come to school ?
Son - ok good because the gym teacher wants you to come too.
Assuming that this conversation was happening between the father and his son at home, shouldn't it be "Did you went to the school" or "Did you go to the school"?
My friend thinks this is perfectly correct usage but it does not feel natural to me. Can we really use 'come' even when we are not present at the place we are talking about? Like, I have never heard anyone say, 'How do you come to school'.