What does this joke mean?
"I don't even know what comedians read! Comic books?!"
This is a quote from the famous manga "Dragon Ball Z". It is from the scene where the protagonist, Goku, tries to make his master laugh at a joke of his, but I don't understand what is funny about this. Is this something native English speakers find funny?
There's another one:
Do you have pig's feet?
Yes, I do.
Wear shoes and maybe nobody'll notice.
I don't understand this either. I'm sure it meant to be a joke, but I don't get what is funny about it.
I don't understand them probably because I'm not a native English speaker. Please tell me what makes them jokes.