Is this an idiom? I heard of it on a TV show. Sounds like an idiom, because there's no barbecue apron at the moment of speaking.
Just because that's on your barbecue apron doesn't make it true.
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Mom is leaving for night shift. She tells her husband, "Here's Charlie's schedule. It tells you when to feed her, when to change her, and when to put her down." The husband responds, "Honey, would you relax? Big dad's got this all under control." Then Mom says the sentence above.