I saw this joke just now and have googled for a while to understand what that means but failed.
I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless.
I think the first sentence means that 'They are now fruitless' or 'They are now unproductive', but I cannot comprehend the second sentence.
Here are some of my guesses according to this thread and this article:
- it should be speechless
- no peach to eat
What does the 'peachless' mean? Thanks in advance.