What does this mean if a standing comedian says
I can't have you guys being a.. umm.. English audience and going "Oh hmm hmm"
This is from 3:30 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIE1xkF8RZE
I know he's asking the audience to laugh when they want to laugh.
But "have you being an English audience" sounds completely unfamiliar.
Is this grammatical or at least is this how natives use English?