Example (YouTube video):
Bird feces. Yeah. Nobody wants bird fices in their tomato bisque. Exactly. You're not leaving a used condom in my soup. All that aside. I'm sure that's happened. Not to me. If you've ever been to Tijuana, I'm sure, well, anyway. Well, I'll get a lawsuit out of it. Not if I'm in Tijuana, but if I'm in the States, I'm sure, if I get a condom in my food, I would be able to seek out some type of... I've had a band-aid. I don't go to that Ramen place anymore. Really? Wow, that's harsh. I'm actually, scarred me for Ramen and I'm just not interested, but, anyway...
I don't understand what the guy is trying to say. Especially, I don't understand his grammar.