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Here's the sentence from "How I met your mother"
Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt and consume this coffee table, I need you to roll with it, okay?
what's the meaning of "should" here? Does this mean "have to"?
what's the meaning of "poke his head out of my but"? I know what this sentence means : I poked my head out of the window. But I have no idea what "poke his head out of my butt".
I don't get the meaning of "consume this table".Does this mean "eating a table"?
Referring to a possible event or situation: 'if you should change your mind, I’ll be at the hotel.'
It is generally used to indicate a future event that has low possibility of happening like a dinosaur poking his head out of your butt. It is very unlikely to happen (impossible as dinosaurs became extinct a long time ago).
I (a dinosaur) poked my (his) head out of the window (my anus).
Eat, drink, or ingest (food or drink)
It would not be difficult to imagine a scene where a dinosaur swallows a table.
As lurker mentioned in the answer, hyperbole was used to emphasize the following sentence.
No matter what happens (in the future), I need you to roll with it.
Should = "happens to..."
Poke his out out... = figurative speech.
Consume this table = eat this table.
This is analogous to the BrE slogan: "Keep calm and carry on". Conversationally: No matter what happens, and I am warning you that anything can and will happen, I need you to keep your cool.
See:
HYPERBOLE (noun)
1.exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
