===[ MODE:
Live animal that can stand up on two legs and walk around
Trained to emulate human speech
Defective mutated autistic version
===[ EDUCATION:
Valedictorian of the computer science department at state university. Masters in computer and network security. It was fascinating training in how to hack stuff.
===[ HOBBIES:
Astrophysics, SR, Lambda calculus, Riemannian hypergeometry, Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, secondary CBD cannibinoids, grilled Swiss cheese sandwich with bacon, chips, and cold chocolate milk; and kitty cats.
I'm too stupid for GR.
===[ PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT:
I did magic tricks for amazed suits. Like, I made a tricorder with blinking LEDs like on Star Trek. It had a REAL sensor that saw in invisible colors!
The gamma spectrum told the feds whats in the rusty leaking barrels the Mafia dumped off Jersey. I minored in law enforcement.
I walked off nuc job after mispredicting a reaction--not of shielding or skyshine; it was the reaction goofy autistic stuff I said. So I abandoned "humanity."
===[ CURRENT EMPLOYMENT:
Because knowledge is not power, I act as a "sex worker" in exch for free room & food in a group house for weird academics. Yes, 'fraid so.
Truth is not beauty either, see? Write that down. tell it to your kids.
I'm an astronaut in state space, rotating out of control, lost in time, lost in space -- and meaning.