I like black dialects, where you can say "you is", "it don't" and such things like that. And also i like to pronounce "thing" as "thAng", like Brad Pitt in the "Inglorious Basterds" movie. I've mixed in my speech all the strange dialects and this helps me to attract hot women in Ukraine, because when they hear me saying something like that, they think i'm some kind of a native speaker because it sounds way too native. And since most of them would love to get out of the country, they love me too.