For example:
Who the hell eats instant noodles for breakfast?
Is it incorrect/weird to say:
Who the hell ate instant noodles for breakfast?
(Say, if you're writing in first-person past-tense narrative?)
If so, what's a better alternative?
For example:
Who the hell eats instant noodles for breakfast?
Is it incorrect/weird to say:
Who the hell ate instant noodles for breakfast?
(Say, if you're writing in first-person past-tense narrative?)
If so, what's a better alternative?
The phrase "the hell X", if X is a verb, doesn't affect the decision of X's tense.
Simple present is often used to express habitual activities (i.e. you normally do X), in addition to narration.
Who the hell eats instant noodles for breakfast?
Someone might not have actually eaten any noodles (but we might be talking about someone we are watching eating noodles).
Who the hell ate instant noodles for breakfast?
This means someone ate some noodles yesterday.